Phardoe
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Shut Your Pie-Hole!

by "Phardoe"


booyah Previous Pieholes:

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  • December Pieholes: "The Low-Down on the Skinny" (12/19)

  • December Pieholes: "Greed Is Good" (12/9)

  • December Pieholes: Catching Up (12/1)

  • November Pieholes: Year of the Tiger (11/22)

  • November Pieholes: X-tremely Bad (11/5)

  • October Pieholes: Tyson Meat (10/27)

  • October Pieholes: Subway Series (10/20)

  • October Pieholes: Underdogs (10/13)

  • October Pieholes: How Will They Manage? (10/6)

  • September Pieholes: Let the Games Begin! (9/28); Is It Time for the Next Millenium Games, Yet? (9/22)

  • More September Pieholes: "Good Knight Now!" (9/13); Teed Off (9/8)

  • August Pieholes: Kiss and Make Up (8/31); The Good, the Bad & the Ugly (8/21)

  • More August Pieholes: Cardinal Mistakes (8/9); The Senior Tour (8/2)

  • July Pieholes: Could Tiger Hit a Course Record with Only One Ball? (7/28); Pro Kickball (7/19)

  • More July Pieholes: G.O.L.F. (7/12); Clipped Wings (7/6); Not an Oscar Caliber Performance (6/26); Baseball (6/19)

  • June Pieholes: Adios Lefty! (6/13); Women with Drive (6/6); Heavy Hitters (5/29); A Few Things to Cheer Against (5/22); Dennis Rodman (5/15)


    [sportshollywood] Phardoe lives at the beach and can currently be seen on a barstool near you. Feel free to buy him drinks! But beware -- Phardoe is also the loudest, angriest sportsfan who has ever lived. He thinks British soccer fans are sissies. If he starts to get aggressive, just say "Big Unit rocks" or "Sun Devils rule" to calm him, then find the nearest exit. (Or just buy him another beer.)

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