WHAT ABOUT MISS MONEYPENNY?
All the dirt you won't get at other Bond sites



"This is facist cinema uncorrupted by moral scruples ... Bond nonchalantly fires half a dozen shots into the back of a helpless opponent... The British cinema will never be the same again."
- Film and Filming's review of "Dr. No"

CHAPTERS

PROFILE: Fact and fiction; books versus movies; friends and enemies.

IN THE BEGINNING: Fleming and the critics. See which critic called him a "closet transvestite."

FACT OR FICTION?: Was James Bond based on a real person?

THE BOOKS: You know, literature -- not like those movie screenplays.

THE FILMS: No dorky reviews, no top ten lists - just dirty anecdotes and trashy gossip.

THE ACTORS: The guys who became Bond, and those who almost did.

BOOK BOND VERSUS MOVIE BOND: Who would win?

WHAT ABOUT MISS MONEYPENNY?: All the women who have slept with Bond in the films (not counting the crew).

BOND AND PLAYBOY: Thanks to Hugh Hefner there was Pussy Galore on the world's newstands.

GAMING: Becoming Bond in your living room.

COMICS: Draw!

THE KENNEDY CONNECTION: How Bond destroyed Camelot (Oliver Stone take note).

AND NOW THE SOVIET RESPONSE: Can't these guys take a joke?

LINKS: The best and weirdest Bond web sites.

SOURCES: Sue them, not me.

MONDO BONDO, by Maitland McDonagh and Jeff Hause.

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