Octopussy

Operation Octopus (Italy)

Producer: EON
Released: 1983

Best Line:
Bond: Fill'er up...

Worst line:
Bond to an attacking tiger: "Sit!" (Sadly, it works)

Good Cut

There were no good cuts. Here are some cuts that should have been made -- Bond yelling like Tarzan as he swings away from attackers on a vine; a camel doing a double-take as Bond flies past in a souped-up golf cart; the previously mentioned 'sit' command to a tiger; Vijay Amritraj (a professional tennis player in real life) inexplicably hitting an attacker with a tennis racket during a chase (what is this - Airplane?); stupid dialogue (critic Roger Ebert: "Bond's dialogue has never been worse"); Bond and Q stealthfully attacking a heavily armed castle in a hot-air balloon with the Union Jack... that's it -- I can't go on...

Undercover

The special effects unit had rigged an airplane with dynamite and were pulling the aircraft down a trolley to explode against some rocks in Utah, but the plane actually took off unexpectedly. Crewmen chased after it in a helicopter, to see it finally explode about three miles away.

Again a Bond film seems to be drawing more inspiration from parodies than from the Fleming books: Casino Royale like parody scenes abound: In a the film's now-standard-but-ridiculous Q scene, Moore is given a videowatch and a deadly pen (both were issued to Peter Sellers in Casino Royale), prompting the "poison pen letter" line that was first used in the aforementioned spoof (at least Sellers' character was chastised for using it)! Both movies feature lots of in-jokes and movie parodies and lame stunts like someone sliding down a bannister while wiping out tons of enemies. With these similarities, Charles Feldman should have recieved a co-producing credit.

Unlike For Your Eyes Only, very little Fleming material was used: just situations from the short story The Property of a Lady. The character Octopussy is now the daughter of the main character in Fleming's short story of the same name (which I guess proves that they at least read the book). In fact the plot closely parallels Ernest Cuneo's original treatment for James Bond of the Secret Service, in which the Russians plan to blow up a NATO airbase with an atomic bomb.

At Octopussy's big opening (sorry), Cubby Broccoli chided feminists and others protesting the film's title as "very naughty for trying to read something into it that isn't there."

Moore and co-star Maud Adams were again rumored to be having an affair.

Adams always shied away from revealing the somewhat embarrassing name of her character, only saying that she had "the title role." Finally before the Royal Premiere, Prince Charles demanded to know her part. "I didn't know how to answer him until I just blurted out: Your Highness, I am Octopussy!"



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